News for January 2011

How to Spend a Snow Day Like a Lonely Person

  1. Wake up  at 5:50, only to be informed 10 mins later that school is canceled.
  2. Listen to the 7 episodes of the indie music podcast that you subscribed to this summer, because you could hula hoop to it and it made you feel hip. Feel lame.
  3. Watch Season 3 of 30 Rock.
  4. Sleep for 3 hours.
  5. Work on the children’s book “Walcott the Lonely Water Droplet.”
  6. Clean rat cage.
  7. Explain to friend that she is the reincarnation of William Shakespeare.
  8. Feel sad that Lindsey Lohan hasn’t died yet, so you can’t be a reincarnation of her..
  9. Type instructions on how to spend a snow day as a Facebook Status update.
  10. Get overly angry that the instructions have over 450 characters and throw a pencil at the wall.
  11. Retrieve pencil and apologize to it, and the wall.
  12. Post instructions to blog no one reads.
  13. Make tea.
  14. Sleep.

    I’m an expert on lonely person tutorials.

Posted: January 20th, 2011
Categories: Life
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